Your favourite quotes?

[user123]

Just came across this in my tea break, and thought, that's one for TF.... got any favourite quotes yourself?

"He who works with his hands is a laborer. He who works with his hands and his head is a craftsman. He who works with his hands and his head and his heart is an artist.
--St Fancis of Assisi"

 

[DHTiling]

Man with hole in pocket feel kocky... Man with 2 hole in pocket not feel 2 kocky..:smilewinkgrin: ( Wivers)

 

[united]

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

 

[nybor62]

why aint the beer in the fridge it will be warm

me to our lass an hour ago:lol::8:

 

[mikebidd]

you fight like old people = A good mate off mine after argueing with some bouncers.

might have been in the moment thing but was funny.

 

[DHTiling]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

[enduro]

The curtains don't match the carpet!!!...for girls who are not naturally blond..:lol:

 

[mikethetile]

history repeats itself

it has to as no one listens

 

[Perry]

its nice to be important but its more important to be nice

 

[user123]

We are what we pretend to be, so we better be careful with what we pretend to be.

 

[jay]

never argue with someone sillier than yourself
there's no challenge

old work friend:8:

 

[mikebidd]

alcohol-the cause and solution to all of lifes problems > david campbells text box thingy.

Nobodys harder than a bit off 4 b 2. My nan when i was bullied at school when i was about 5 lol

 

[david campbell]

cheers tilersforums.com | Tile Forums | Tiling Forum - View Profile: mikebidd
it was actually homer simpson........lol:lol:

"i would give my right arm to be a pianist"
"we didn't underestimate them but they were a lot better than we thought they were"(england v cameroon)
:lol::lol::lol:

both the late sir bobby robson

 

[wivers]

"last time i see a figure like yours it was being milked"

"im not fat , im festively plump"

football reporter interviewing harry redknapp about a player at half time:

reporter: "will you be pulling him off at half time"

Harry: " No he'll get an orange like the rest of the players"

 

[Scott]

Id rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy

Egg on toast is better than egg on face

 

[Olz]

Never argue with an idiot, they bring you down to their level then beat you with experience.

and

I dont want to get into a battle of whits with you becuase your only half prepared.

 

[Prem Tiler]

if your abs are showing your not growing.

Its in regards to bulking up and there for adding exess fat to build muscle. sorry its not funny.

 

[diamondtiling]

I think, therefore I am.

Descartes.

 

[village tiling]

not a quote but somethin i said to my bird last night after she moaned the football was on again!!!

me:- 'listen ive had to sit here for the past four years and watch s**t like corrie and hollyoaks every night, im sitting here for 1 month and watching football for 6 hours a day, if ya dont like sit in the bedroom till its finished.

 

[mikethetile]

not a quote but somethin i said to my bird last night after she moaned the football was on again!!!

me:- 'listen ive had to sit here for the past four years and watch s**t like corrie and hollyoaks every night, im sitting here for 1 month and watching football for 6 hours a day, if ya dont like sit in the bedroom till its finished.

theres no need to argue about this issue

she watches what she wants when she wants, I ignore the telly and sit on here

I watch the footballl and rugby down the pub:8:

 

[mikethetile]

ive just thought of another , pity I didnt remember it this morning

never argue with a fool as a passerby might not be able to tell the difference

 

[jamie B]

"I'm NEVER wrong...I thought I was wrong once so I had it looked into..turned out I was right" .... Jerry Lee Lewis :lol::lol:

 

[user123]

if your abs are showing your not growing.

Its in regards to bulking up and there for adding exess fat to build muscle. sorry its not funny.

I'm still trying to understand this one... it's a bodyworker thing then...

 

[White Room]

HOW MUCH:yes:

 

[The D]

plumbers ive s... em

 

[Sean Page]

"its better to remain silent and appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

"every time we open our mouth we lose an opportunity to learn"

 

[Mike]

lady astor to winston churchill "if i were your wife i'd put poison in your coffee" churchill replies "if i were your husband i'd drink it" :smilewinkgrin:

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

I think, therefore I am.

Descartes.

I'm pink, therefore i'm spam. Phil Hobson 1952- ?

 

[wetdec]

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It's not who you are, but what you do that defines you..........

,

 

[Dan]

"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out"

"The fact that life evolved out of nearly nothing, some 10 billion years after the universe evolved out of literally nothing, is a fact so staggering that I would be mad to attempt words to do it justice."

"Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time."

"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."

All Richard Dawkins

A man with a brilliant mind.


"I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it."

Edith Sitwell