Better lucky than good
Never is a long time
Money talks, bulls**t walks
Where there is livestock there is deadstock
The apple never falls far from the tree
The only stupid question is the one you dont ask.
Nothing is so important that there is not time to do it safely.
and a few from George Best
I used to go missing a lot...Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
-- (on a blood transfusion for his liver transplant, not on his Drinking)
He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.
-- (his assesment of Manchester United's David Beckham)
And my favourite
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.