Medieval Pick-up Lines ...
- "Hey, Princess, you wouldn’t happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"
- "Been there, slain that."
- "What’s a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?"
- "They don’t call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know."
- "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren’t the only thing they stretched."
- "Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor."
- "Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!"
- "Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?"
- "Dost thou practice safe hex?"
- "Milady, it’s not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within."
- "I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart."
- "You should be glad I’m not a Viking."
- "I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I’m walking on!"
- "Yes, fair maiden, I am indeed a wizard. Shall I make your clothes disappear?"
- "You won’t believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends on it!"
- "I’m really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs?"
- "You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Repunnzel.
Only it wasn’t my hair that the queen asked me to let down."
- "I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m’lady."