What you get the wife for Xmas - TilersForums.com

[Bill]

Getting mine a new Ruby...........

 

[Two-Trowels]

Getting mine the same as last year, and the year before, and the year before that.....

 

[Italy]

Struggle with this one every year.
What about you..?

whats? gifts? it seems that the translator does not understand the word.

 

[Andy Allen]

Might get her a new ipad . ..

 

[WetSaw]

When I first went self employed my Mrs worked as an accountants secretary. She said she'd do my books so I got her a book called "Basic Accounting" for Christmas. She didn't seem too pleased with it....

 

[Kyle Knowles]

I think I mite get mine a dog coz I'm sick of her sitting next to me on the sofa a pet should divert her attention away from me so I can sit on my phone more looking at tools

 

[andy-p]

When the Mrs aks me what im getting her for christmas , i point to the ceiling and tell er " A roof over your head "

 

[Spud]

Old joke but good one , what do you get the wife for Xmas ? ...... Dildo and a pair of slippers ,if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f ...k herself