its official! i'm a plank

[Prem Tiler]

I've just got in to open my new business cards. 2000 of the baby's. I was existed to see how they looked, sado I hear you say but some of us dont get out much, anyway. open up and they look ace! gave one to wifey only to have my joy turned to gloom when she pointed out that i'd spelt 'first' in the website address 'frist':mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:

BANGING MY HEAD ON A BRICK ON A BRICK WALL DONT EVEN COME CLOSE!!!

 

[grumpygrouter]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: sorry but you have to laff dont ya!! I assume you even missed it on the proof copy then?

 

[CJ]

Bit of a bar steward Prem.

Bet ya feel really really REALLY silly

 

[david campbell]

bit of a homer simpson moment

"doh":lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[bonemachine]

lol. I remember an age ago i got some leaflets printed realising when i opened the all excited like that i had got my own bleedin telephone number wrong. muhahahahahahaaaaaaar, how i laughed.......NOT :lol:

 

[Prem Tiler]

i'm clinically depressed!!!

I've really bad dislexier and my saving grace is google spell check! but I just pressed ignore because when it highlighted the web address i just assumed it was because it's 3 words with no spaces and www. at the beginning and .co.uk at the end.

dose any one know of any codes to get a good discount from vista print? i'm gonna have to reorder! cost me £70.49 frist time round!

see what i did there?:lol:

 

[Prem Tiler]

lol. I remember an age ago i got some leaflets printed realising when i opened the all excited like that i had got my own bleedin telephone number wrong. muhahahahahahaaaaaaar, how i laughed.......NOT :lol:

been there done that 2 years ago! bet you didnt hand deliver 250 of them? :incazzato::mad2:

 

[david campbell]

i'm clinically depressed!!!

I've really bad dislexier and my saving grace is google spell check! but I just pressed ignore because when it highlighted the web address i just assumed it was because it's 3 words with no spaces and www. at the beginning and .co.uk at the end.

dose any one know of any codes to get a good discount from vista print? i'm gonna have to reorder! cost me £70.49 frist time round!

see what i did there?:lol:

go into the vista site and click on the free cards you can sort out your cards from there and it'll be a lot cheaper than that,i paid just over £70 for 2500 cards 2 t-shirts and 2 caps,and these are top quqlity cards!

 

[Prem Tiler]

go into the vista site and click on the free cards you can sort out your cards from there and it'll be a lot cheaper than that,i paid just over £70 for 2500 cards 2 t-shirts and 2 caps,and these are top quqlity cards!

thats where i got them from DC. I chose the premium business cards with the best quality paper and added my own logo. they were real cheep but after they added vat, postage (5day) and a few other bits came out as 70 nicker!

 

[brian c]

no they arent ive got yours remember...lol :lol:

 

[david campbell]

new fancy ones brian!
running out the old ones first got about 200 left before the new ones come out!
mettalic shimmer strip through them(funky)!

 

[P'boro tiler]

i agree. you are a plank :8: lol

 

[Prem Tiler]

i agree. you are a plank :8: lol

oh how I need you!!!rrr:

 

[Fekin]

Never mind mate, just buy the domain name for www.fristwhatever.co.uk and get it directed to your propper website

 

[DHTiling]

If you hang on a week or so, we have a sponsor coming onboard that does business cards etc...so a good deal should be had if you can wait..

 

[Fred]

Don't beat you self up, it happens...............

 

[Fred]

oh, and I know a tiler who sign-written van said limstone...:lol:

 

[bonemachine]

oh, and I know a tiler who sign-written van said limstone...:lol:

 

[CJ]

oh, and I know a tiler who sign-written van said limstone...:lol:

That WAS silly of you wasn't it Fred :lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

it'll be frist business card sponsor we've had on:mad2:

 

[andy-p]

i know a guy who got his mate to tattoo CHAOS on his forehead only he spelt it CHOAS by mistake, honestly its absolutely hilarious and seemingly he gave the guy a tanking for his effort... :lol:

 

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i know a guy who got his mate to tattoo CHAOS on his forehead only he spelt it CHOAS by mistake, honestly its absolutely hilarious and seemingly he gave the guy a tanking for his effort... :lol:

lets face it Andy, any one who gets a tattoo on there for head couldn't really care too much how its spelt anyway!

 

[Prem Tiler]

If you hang on a week or so, we have a sponsor coming onboard that does business cards etc...so a good deal should be had if you can wait..

cheers Dave but could you re arange these words to make a common catchphrase?

has
door
bolted
the
after
horse
close
the

 

[Prem Tiler]

Never mind mate, just buy the domain name for www.fristwhatever.co.uk and get it directed to your propper website

I did think about that but it would be better to just get new cards. I'll not burn the buggered up ones quite yet. i'm gonna keep them and hand them out to anyone who looks like they are unlikely to use the net. old folk etc.

 

[cornish_crofter]

I've had plenty of business cards handed to me with the odd like neatly crossed out. My accountant uses headed letter paper with an associated company crossed out in every letter.

Done neatly it looks ok.

Experiment: Use a suitable pen and rule and draw through it - see what you think.

I would seriously consider getting another domain name with the misspelling, and link it to your proper site

 

[Fred]

That WAS silly of you wasn't it Fred :lol::lol:

I'll take that with a pitch of salt!!! You know him as well cj..........:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Derry]

:yikes: i feel for you mate... bet you triple check it next time though!!!!