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[Italy]

Saying your a plank has an altogether different meaning in this country...

here it is said. fake parquet. planks I've copied from you

 

[Old Mod]

I'm tired of plankes .... they now call me plankes man. always always plankes

Antonio I am on my way to see Job now
400m2 plank & 200m2 other floor tiles!

 

[Tile Shop]

Maybe you could add a couple of flights into your price and ship him over for a short while to help you out. You could put him up in a tent in your garden, introduce him to our lovely English cuisine (such as Egg and Chips or a Vindaloo) and teach him some basic but classic English words in your downtime, like "shambles", "wonky", "shocking", "skive", or other words generally used by a british tiler on a day to day basis when describing other tradepersons. As a plank....... expert...... he could have 400sqm down and grouted in 2-3 days tops for you and can spend the rest of his time watching you lay the other 200sqm and see how the Brits do tiling. He could learn a thing or two

 

[Italy]

Maybe you could add a couple of flights into your price and ship him over for a short while to help you out. You could put him up in a tent in your garden, introduce him to our lovely English cuisine (such as Egg and Chips or a Vindaloo) and teach him some basic but classic English words in your downtime, like "shambles", "wonky", "shocking", "skive", or other words generally used by a british tiler on a day to day basis when describing other tradepersons. As a plank....... expert...... he could have 400sqm down and grouted in 2-3 days tops for you and can spend the rest of his time watching you lay the other 200sqm and see how the Brits do tiling. He could learn a thing or two

here is enough to say a word.
C A Z Z O

 

[Tile Shop]

here is enough to say a word.
C A Z Z O

Cazzo - translates to "Dick", Nickname derived from rhyming slang for a shortened variation of Richard - Ric - Rick, which lead to Dick or Hick during the early 13th Century.

Thanks Google

 

[Flintstone]

Antonio I am on my way to see Job now
400m2 plank & 200m2 other floor tiles!

Kerching!

 

[Old Mod]

Maybe you could add a couple of flights into your price and ship him over for a short while to help you out. You could put him up in a tent in your garden, introduce him to our lovely English cuisine (such as Egg and Chips or a Vindaloo) and teach him some basic but classic English words in your downtime, like "shambles", "wonky", "shocking", "skive", or other words generally used by a british tiler on a day to day basis when describing other tradepersons. As a plank....... expert...... he could have 400sqm down and grouted in 2-3 days tops for you and can spend the rest of his time watching you lay the other 200sqm and see how the Brits do tiling. He could learn a thing or two

Sounds like a plan Paul haha

 

[Old Mod]

Kerching!

That’s without the 7 bathrooms all in 3.2 and 2.4 6mm Florim
And the prep I’ve seen is first rate!

 

[Time's Ran Out]

I think the apprentice could teach us all a few skills when you look at some of his work!

 

[WetSaw]

Another sh*t day...