You know you are getting old when ...................?

[DHTiling]

Add to the the list ...... You know are getting old when ........ ?

You know you are old when it takes more than 3 mouse scrolls for you to find the year you were born in a drop-down list of an online form.

 

[Ian]

Kids nowadays, if I behaved like that when I was a lad I'd have got a slipper round my backside.

 

[Ian]

You buy a car because it can fit the kids in and it's economical!

 

[DHTiling]

you know you are getting old when .....?

You look at cars going past with loud music blaring and scowl at them .

 

[Bubblecraft]

you know you are getting old when .....?

You look at cars going past with loud music blaring and scowl at them .

I can't be that old then as it me blasting the tunes lol

 

[peteablard]

7am is when you get up for work, not when you get in from clubbing!

 

[Dougs Third Go]

..when you realise that you've come farther than you're going

 

[peteablard]

There's more hair in your ears than on your head!

 

[Sean Kelly]

When the main attraction of a pub is no music and plenty of tables and chairs.

 

[Dougs Third Go]

when it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!

 

[DHTiling]

You know you are getting old when . ?

When your wife cuts ya hair and gives you a comb over to modernise you a bit ^^^^^^^^ Doug :lol:

 

[Dougs Third Go]

You know you are getting old when . ?

When your wife cuts ya hair and gives you a comb over to modernise you a bit ^^^^^^^^ Doug :lol:

Oi!!!, it's not a comb over, baldy!

 

[Dougs Third Go]

this is not a comb over...oh, shot beggar all either lol

 

[Alan.P]

when it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!

Oi, I was gonna do that quote lol.

Your getting old when you go out and look for a quiet pub and when you find it it's full of reaaaaaaaallllllly old 'un's lol

 

[DHTiling]

Oi, I was gonna do that quote lol.

Your getting old when you go out and look for a quiet pub and when you find it it's full of reaaaaaaaallllllly old 'un's lol

Is that Doug's local :lol:

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Is that Doug's local :lol:

hey Dave, get the beers in....:bigear:

 

[Andy Allen]

you know your getting old...

when you make that funny groaning sound, getting off the sofa..

 

[John Benton]

When you turn out the lights for economic reasons, rather than romantic ones!!

 

[Alan.P]

When you have 3 tins and are thinking of bed ???????

 

[CJ]

Re: You know you are getting old when ...................

Everything annoys you on the TV.......and you shout at it.

 

[Rookery]

You know you're getting old when you dont like any music on the wireless :lol:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kALGhbTxdg

 

[beanz]

You know you're getting old when you dont like any music on the wireless :lol:

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Fred Wedlock - Oldest swinger in town TOTP - YouTube

You know you're getting old when.......

You say "wireless" lol!

 

[Alan.P]

When there's no more tooooooooonage on a Fri and Sat night on TF.co.uk

 

[White Room]

You know when your getting old when....

When you remember what you did 30-40 years past and can't remember what you did last week.

 

[peteablard]

When you spend every night on TF rather than down the pub!

 

[jacker]

after you have scrolled 3 times and enlarged the screen...you still reach for your glasses to read it.

 

[Rookery]

When you spend every night on TF rather than down the pub!

Now now, we know you're on TF while you're down the pub :lol: :8:

 

[jlktiling]

Doctors & Policemen look younger than you.

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when you bend over to pick something up, you look for something else to pick up whilst your down there.

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every fart is a gamble?

 

[Brian the Tile]

thats a cracker jktiling

 

[CJ]

You make iffy noises when bending down.......and getting up takes longer.