Stupid things you've done after leaving the pub.

[doug boardley]

peed in my sisters handbag and tried blaming the dog in the morning!
"must be a damned clever dog" said my sister "It's b****y well managed to refasten the buckles" or words to that effect:incazzato:

 

[faithhealer]

mate pretended to shoot his mams mynah bird with his air gun. It wasn't loaded but the air blast blew half it's feathers off !!

 

[user123]

I'm having a ball reading all this... :lol:

 

[doug boardley]

a mate was walking back from Windermere to Kendal after a night out, and walked back along railway line, (unelectrified!) got about 5 miles down the line and stopped for a ciggy, turned his back on the wind to light his ciggy and then carried on, straight back to Windermere:20:

 

[Alan.P]

LOL, nice one Doug

 

[dagger]

i was rather inebreated, and a pal of mine said he had no money to donate to a charity that is close to my heart as my brother is affected
"cystic fibrosis", so in the pub, collection box in hand me and a few pals around went outside and covered his whole car, wheels and all in cf stickers.. the whole car, windows, tyres, the lot.. he donates regularly now!!

as each sticker went on, we ****ed ourselves....you had to be there!

 

[CJ]

Spent 7 hours asleep in a great big bush of pampas grass in Jersey.

Tell the wife I love her, just to get a bit.............she always knows, and tells me to naff off.

Did a rather large technicolour yawn right up the window of a Chinese take away :yikes:

And more........

 

[faithhealer]

My mate kidnapped a duck from the local park, his wife found it tied to the kichen table!

 

[White Room]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[DHTiling]

Strumermans EX wife found over 100 dead rabbits in the bath next morning..that was funny....

OH!! and he fell down the back of a wardrobe after night out..pretending to be superman diving of the wardrobe into!! well they were naked , so guess the rest as to what he was doing but he had to smash the back out the wardrobe to escape...:lol: