recently moved down to devon

[muddy_trousers]

Hello everyone. Before here I lived in northern Ireland and I grew up in surrey. That's where I learnt the trade. I'm in a job at the moment working for the donkey sanctuary until trade picks up. Can anyone here help with that?

 

[Gazzer]

i know nothing about Donkeys so cant help...sorry !

 

[White Room]

Hi and welcome..

Just to make you feel at home..

 

[Ian]

Welcome along

 

[muddy_trousers]

Thankyou everyone. Sir ramic has a sense of humour. Always good to see!

 

[Stewart]

Hi and welcome to the forum.....

 

[chrisroe]

please Ignore Sir Ramic Ey or Ey or ways says that !!

 

[muddy_trousers]

Very good Chris. Come on then everyone. Let's just get the donkey jokes out the way shall we?! Don't hold back

 

[chrisroe]

ok then

Donkey Short Jokes

Q: What happens when your carrying a donkey and you chuckle so hard you drop him?
A: You're laughing your *** off.

Q: What happens when you buy a mini-donkey
A: Your getting a little ***!

Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.

Q: How do you compliment a donkey?
A: "Hey, nice ***!"

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg ?
A: A wonkey donkey

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ?
A: A winkey wonkey donkey

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind ?
A: A stinkey winkey wonkey donkey

Sorry cant help down there but good luck

 

[muddy_trousers]

I like the last two. Actually laughed out loud! Thanks