Just No Need For It

[Wishiwasatoptiler]

So I'm working away tiling a bathroom when the owner comes up to say they need the loo. Just as i'd set the laser in front of the toilet of cause..... so rather than standing outside I shin out to the van. Hears the flush so comes back in. They had only gone for a number two. Proper stinker... didn't even open the windows. .. just not right...lol.

 

[Italy]

scent of rose water?

 

[Dave]

Had this a few times , smelly bastardssss

 

[One Day]

I simply stopped working for anyone with only one bathroom. That's the easiest way!

 

[White Room]

I keep a air freshener aerosol in the van...just in case

 

[Ian]

First thing I do when I get to a job in the morning is, take the door off! That stops any of that nonsense

 

[Andy Allen]

First thing I do when I get to a job in the morning is, take the door off! That stops any of that nonsense

What if you need to go number 2...lol

 

[Time's Ran Out]

At least they asked!
I normally have a cup of coffee at these times.

 

[Ian]

What if you need to go number 2...lol

I try not to do number 2's at a customers house!

 

[Dave]

Had this a few times , smelly bastardssss

What if you need to go number 2...lol

Use a bucket in the back of the van...

 

[Andy Allen]

Often thought of getting one of them camping bogs in the back of the van....just for emergency's....lol

 

[Andy Allen]

Lol..

 

[Wishiwasatoptiler]

Just woundnt go for a number two. I'm well trained. Lol. Just wrong.

 

[bcd-87]

I try not to do number 2's at a customers house!

I go in the van.. rubble sack in a bucket

 

[White Room]

Been down that road

Allways think of Wivers on these threads

 

[CJ]

Could be worse......they could of left a floater.

Or I suppose..........YOU could have left a floater.

 

[On one]

First thing I do when I get to a job in the morning is, take the door off! That stops any of that nonsense

Ehhhh,no it doesn't stop some people
I had elderly female customer a few weeks ago who wanted to use the only toilet in the house(that I was working in)
She asked if she could use the toilet,''Yeah no problem'' I was only out of the room seconds before I realised there was no bog roll for her,so I popped back in with it.......tooooooo late she was already taking a leak!

 

[Italy]

Oh my God.
I prefer not to talk about s..t.
Article too fluid for me
especially this season..............no comment

 

[Wishiwasatoptiler]

Ehhhh,no it doesn't stop some people
I had elderly female customer a few weeks ago who wanted to use the only toilet in the house(that I was working in)
She asked if she could use the toilet,''Yeah no problem'' I was only out of the room seconds before I realised there was no bog roll for her,so I popped back in with it.......tooooooo late she was already taking a leak!

Nightmare!!

 

[Bathfix Bob]

I had a customer come in and before I realised he's plonked himself down and started curling one out, I made my escape sharpish.

 

[Wishiwasatoptiler]

I had a customer come in and before I realised he's plonked himself down and started curling one out, I made my escape sharpish.

Hope you charged them extra, what a scruff