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  1. Andy Allen

    Andy Allen Forum Entertainer! Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

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  2. jcrtiling

    jcrtiling Professional Tiler TTA Member Top Contributor

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    2 nuns in the bath . One says where's the soap . The other one says yes it does
     
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  3. pdc

    pdc Professional Tiler Top Contributor

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  4. Andy Allen

    Andy Allen Forum Entertainer! Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

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  5. Andy Allen

    Andy Allen Forum Entertainer! Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

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    Andy Allen Forum Entertainer! Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

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  7. Dan

    Dan TilersForums.co.uk Est.2006 Staff Member NOT a Tiler

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    Trust you start a summer jokes thread and stick a very specific winter joke in it to start us off lol

    I don't get the nun one. Is it just me?
     
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  8. jcrtiling

    jcrtiling Professional Tiler TTA Member Top Contributor

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    One says where's the other hears wears
     
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  9. neilrj

    neilrj Active Member

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    If you want old and Nun...

    Mother Superior: OK girls it's bedtime, candles out.

    <SFX> Pop!
     
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  10. neilrj

    neilrj Active Member

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    Another.

    Two nuns riding a tandem

    Nun 1: I've never come this way before.

    Nun 2: It must be the cobbles
     
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  11. pdc

    pdc Professional Tiler Top Contributor

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No idea!

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no idea...
     
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  12. callatiler

    callatiler Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

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    Why do bananas like shade in summer? Because they peel! I'll get my coat!
     
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  13. timeless john

    timeless john Trusted Advisor Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

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    'Did you come on the bus Mavis?'
    Yes but I pretended I was having an asthma attack!
     
  14. Andy Allen

    Andy Allen Forum Entertainer! Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

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    2 engineers are looking up at a large flag pole.

    A tiler walks by and asks them what there doing.

    We have to measure the height of this flag pole but we don't have a ladder .

    So the tiler goes to his van and comes back with a spanner loosens a few nuts at the base of the pole and lays it down on the ground, he then whips out his tape measure .....26 feet 2 inches then bids them good day .

    That's no good says one engineer to the other.........we ask for the height and he gives us the length......:)
     
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  15. jcrtiling

    jcrtiling Professional Tiler TTA Member Top Contributor

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    Woman phones her husband ." The cars has stopped I think it has water in the fuel " husband says" where is it " wife " it's in the river "
     
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  16. Rookery

    Rookery Professional Tiler

    A wealthy Arab says to his 3 sons, we've found another oil field and it's huge so I'll buy you each a present, anything at all, money no object.
    Eldest son says I want a boat so the father buys him a luxury yacht, biggest ever built.
    Middle son wants a plane so he gets the factory to build him a brand new Concorde.
    Youngest son says, hey dad can I have a cowboy outfit, so he buys him Topps Tiles!
     
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  17. Andy Allen

    Andy Allen Forum Entertainer! Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

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  18. Andy Allen

    Andy Allen Forum Entertainer! Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

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  19. jcrtiling

    jcrtiling Professional Tiler TTA Member Top Contributor

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    As the old saying goes many a true word spoke in jest
     
  20. jcrtiling

    jcrtiling Professional Tiler TTA Member Top Contributor

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    I brought my wife a new fridge the other day.
    You should of seen her face light up when she opened the door
     
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