Weekend jokes

[user123]

uh-oh.....:lol:

 

[sstilingservice]

Good glad you liked it !!

Phoned my Blonde wife the other day and said be carefull. I have just seen on the news that some idiot is driving up the motorway the wrong way.

and she said it's not just one they are all bloody doing it !!!

 

[sstilingservice]

OK Sorry about all the Bonde jokes here is a bronette joke

Bronette : Doctor I'm in pain all over my body

Doctor: Say's ok show me

Bronette :Ok so she pokes ger leg ouch she say's , Pokes her arm ouch she say's pokes her stomach ouch she say's

Doctor : Scratches his chin and say's your a Blonde arn't you?

Bronette : Yes how can you tell ?

Doctor : Because you have broken your finger:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Fekin]

OK Sorry about all the Bonde jokes here is a bronette joke

That a different shade of brown then :lol:


Sorry

 

[sstilingservice]

yes sorry couldn't spell brown mind you I couldn't spell bronette iether ;-)

 

[user123]

'brunette' :lol:

 

[heatybob]

man goes to doctor says im as lifeless as a welsh resort in the winter.doctor says sounds like your rhyl:lol:

 

[heatybob]

think i have swine flu,i keep comin out in rashers

 

[doug boardley]

why don't lesbians have chipboard floors?
'cos it's all tongue and groove:yikes:

 

[diamondtiling]

American Doctors have just launched a new wonder pill for depressed Lesbians ....................tridixagin will be made available whenever they want it.



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