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  1. 3_fall

    3_fall Administrator. Staff Member Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

    Location:
    SW London
    Can’t deny, I stole this from somewhere else, but unfortunately it does have a ring of truth about it.


    It's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;

    8:00 I made a snowman.

    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 The nanny of the neighbours complained about the snow woman's
    voluptuous chest.

    8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two
    snowmen instead.

    8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,
    as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
    headscarf.

    8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

    8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed
    because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter
    : "Certainly, if it's up your a***"

    8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the
    difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am
    called a sexist.

    8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being handcuffed
    and taken to the police station in a marked van.

    9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble
    during difficult weather.

    9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

    9:29 A little-known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

    Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live
    today!
     
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  2. macten

    macten Professional Tiler

    Location:
    Nottingham
    Welcome to progressive Utopia!
     
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  3. antonio

    antonio Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler JOTM Winner Top Contributor

    Location:
    italy
    and if I passed too?
    ps
    the copied texts google translates them perfect.
    therefore, you did not go to school as a child.
    ahahha
     
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  4. Adam_Clap_1983

    Adam_Clap_1983 Active Member

    Location:
    Washington
    After reading all the above, I can conclude that you shouldn't force yourself to satisfy each person you meet...
     
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  5. pdc

    pdc Professional Tiler

    I don't even give it a second thought.
     
  6. Ajax123

    Ajax123 Tilers Forums Pro - Screed Advisor Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler

    Location:
    Lincolnshire
    Where the heck are you... snowed all night... It's been 30C here for six weeks...
     
  7. pdc

    pdc Professional Tiler

    Post from February...
     
  8. impish

    impish Trusted Advisor Professional Tiler

    Location:
    Lancashire
    The smallest of minorities have the loudest voices. o_O
     
  9. ttt tiling

    ttt tiling Professional Tiler

    Location:
    brackley
    How true , masses first , minorities second
     
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