Can’t deny, I stole this from somewhere else, but unfortunately it does have a ring of truth about it. It's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this; 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbours complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf. 8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on. 8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Certainly, if it's up your a***" 8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist. 8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being handcuffed and taken to the police station in a marked van. 9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. 9:29 A little-known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot. Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today!