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Discussion in 'General Chat Forum' started by Andy Allen, Jul 16, 2017.
Discuss Summer joke thread........... in the General Chat Forum area at TilersForums.co.uk.
2 nuns in the bath . One says where's the soap . The other one says yes it does
Trust you start a summer jokes thread and stick a very specific winter joke in it to start us off lol
I don't get the nun one. Is it just me?
One says where's the other hears wears
If you want old and Nun...
Mother Superior: OK girls it's bedtime, candles out.
Two nuns riding a tandem
Nun 1: I've never come this way before.
Nun 2: It must be the cobbles
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea...
Why do bananas like shade in summer? Because they peel! I'll get my coat!
'Did you come on the bus Mavis?'
Yes but I pretended I was having an asthma attack!
2 engineers are looking up at a large flag pole.
A tiler walks by and asks them what there doing.
We have to measure the height of this flag pole but we don't have a ladder .
So the tiler goes to his van and comes back with a spanner loosens a few nuts at the base of the pole and lays it down on the ground, he then whips out his tape measure .....26 feet 2 inches then bids them good day .
That's no good says one engineer to the other.........we ask for the height and he gives us the length......
Woman phones her husband ." The cars has stopped I think it has water in the fuel " husband says" where is it " wife " it's in the river "
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