Still at school and yet to decide his career he walks past the stand and thinks....



One day I WANT TO BE A TILER !



And so here is a toolbox essential for you (said Jenny)



Your very own Porsadrill diamond drilling kit. Essential Tools For Young Tilers.

And older ones as well !

I really need to attend more of your shows Richard

Richard, how the heck do you concentrate ?????

Richard if by any chance you cant make any dates i,ll be more than happy to help out or if the ladies need a hand just give me a call.

We did have offers of help...
(T shirt reads "I am not a Geek. I am a level seven warlord")


And this young chap was not looking at the drill bits !

Sod being a Tiler, I want to sell 365 drills, make loads of cash and hang about all day with cracking looking girlies

Poor lads hormones are in a state of shock

Richard ,I'm disgusted














In the state of the floor in your stand.

Just to let you know I have a very good sweeping brush and am willing to work for free

Originally Posted by whitebeam

Poor lads hormones are in a state of shock

so are mines

You should see the state of the CARPET after 4 days drilling tiles !

Originally Posted by 365drills

You should see the state of the CARPET after 4 days drilling tiles !

Richard can you not supply a dustpan and brush and let one of them women bend over to sweep up

Originally Posted by hillhead

Richard can you not supply a dustpan and brush and let one of them women bend over to sweep up

Do they look like they know how to operate a dustpan and brush

I made ONE comment to them about their housekeeping....

And asked if they could get me a coffee..



Next thing I know.....



They call the Police......

can I come and do some drilling?? pleease?

Come and join us.....

1) In DEVON on 29th and 30th of April. [ToolFair]

OR

2) At Excel LONDON on 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 of May [Grand Designs]

(PS: If anyone wants tickets to these next shows - let me know! )

Everytime I pick up my drill now my minds going to wander its not that I'm complaining it will make a boring job much more interesting thanks Richard....Alby

Originally Posted by doug boardley

can I come and do some drilling?? pleease?

make sure its on hammer

Originally Posted by 365drills

Come and join us.....

1) In DEVON on 29th and 30th of April. [ToolFair]

OR

2) At Excel LONDON on 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 of May [Grand Designs]

(PS: If anyone wants tickets to these next shows - let me know! )

Hi Richard, where abouts is the Devon show please?

Poor kid! He now wants to be a tiler, Im going to be honest, I think he is going to be disapointed when he has to work with hairy arsed builders day in and day out