Best way to Glue cracked Toilet base

[Davesax]

Whats the recommended product to use for minimal aesthetic impact ?

[GirlRacerRed]

got any photo's of said crack Dave

[doug boardley]

keep off the vindaloo!!

[Davesax]

More of a ...smash

[GirlRacerRed]

my recommendation would be to bite the bullet, get down to the plumbers merchant and replace the whole toilet. £50 on a new pan and cistern, or £50 on glue?

[mikethetile]

replace it, you wont patch that

[Davesax]

Damn , good job it's my own ! Reckon i'll be sleeping in there when she sees that.

[doug boardley]

that's a little more than an aesthetic scratchnew bog required Dave

[mikethetile]

lucky it is your own

we wont ask

[GirlRacerRed]

lucky it is your own

we wont ask

but you've got some explaining to do to the missus

[diamondtiling]

Whats the recommended product to use for minimal aesthetic impact ?

In other words, how do I hide this knackered bog from the other half before she comes in at 5.30. Put it all back together and use super glue, smooth brilliant white toothpaste into the cracks, wait until she uses the loo and you hear a shout of "Oh No!!!" enter the room in a blind panic and then say these words..........

"How on earth have you broken the loo?, Its a good job I love you you clumsy begger, come and sit down and I will fix it tomorrow, pass me a beer honey"

Job done.









Dont let her read this page.

[doug boardley]

....and don't forget to keep shooting her a glance, shaking your head and muttering "tut tut"

[diamondtiling]

and keep asking for more beers as well.

[Davesax]

Haha , you read my mind . Cheers guys .

[Davesax]

Girlracer , this is only how some males work , don't get the wrong idea , Myself I fully intended to be honest about everything .

[GirlRacerRed]

Girlracer , this is only how some males work , don't get the wrong idea , Myself I fully intended to be honest about everything .

of course. you're well trained

[diamondtiling]

Girlracer , this is only how some males work , don't get the wrong idea , Myself I fully intended to be honest about everything .

of course you do.

[paul flight]

christ mate what you hit it with a club hammer . she will give you hell !!

[Davesax]

christ mate what you hit it with a club hammer . she will give you hell !!

Just slipped with the cold chisel , not even that hard

[doug boardley]

she slipped with the cold chisel , not even that hard

[faithhealer]

just seen this ha ha dave, you can get a new one for forty quid these days

[doug boardley]

just seen this ha ha dave, you can get a new one for forty quid these days

yes, I've heard wives come pretty cheap on't interwebby thing

[timeless john]

In the words of Man at the Top - Jack Lampton - 'someone *hit a brick'

[Hally1989]

yeah replace it is going to be the best option