Goodbye cruel world

[CJ]

Well.......Thats is.

Neighbour has just been confirmed as the first case of swine flu in this area.......she was in my house last week

Before you ask...........my tools/gear are ALL going to charity.

Tilers benevolent society (or however you spell it)


I'd just like to say........cheers for having me.

















Life's a bitch


Good (sniff sniff) bye all

[Dave]

Can i have your rubi dw250n.......


Fingers crossed mate..you will be fine.

[doug boardley]

pigs might fly..... thats swine flew isn't it

[CJ]

I like bacon as well

[CJ]

Can i have your rubi dw250n.......


Fingers crossed mate..you will be fine.

You can Dave.........but I can't lift it into the van

[Dave]

I can with 1 arm....easy when you are a big strong lad and not a weakling ..lol...ooops swine flu is wiping out weaklings...( joke).......

[diamondtiling]

make sure you check your skin each day for rashers........HA HA!! BOOM BOOM!!

[doug boardley]

don't go swimming, useless bit of info, but pigs cut their own throat with their trotters if they try swimming

[doug boardley]

anybody seen "Deliverence"

[CJ]

[Sir Ramic]

I heard they had developed a cure, you can get some Oinkment from the chemist.

[stevee]

snout to laugh about lads

[GirlRacerRed]

I'll miss you CJ

[Bolter]

How long you been feeling like that?

Oh about a WEEEEEEEEEEK! (cue squealing pig noise)

[Rob Z]

anybody seen "Deliverence"

[CJ]

I just sneezed...............its begun

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

did she huff and puff and blow your house down

[enduro]

I did try ringing you, but there was to much crackling on the line

[CJ]

I did try ringing you, but there was to much crackling on the line

I'll get ya coat for ya Endo