Joke

[DEN]

Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer,every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen . . . had to be a girl!
We should’ve known. Only women would be able to drag a fatman in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost!

[GirlRacerRed]

nice one Den

[hillhead]

Why do women get all the hard jobs??lol,
So rudolph not male then?? that'll not wash

[mikethetile]

only a woman would want to drag a fatman in a red suit around the world

[cornish_crofter]

Hang about, Rudolph is supposed to "Guide the sleigh tonight" according to the song.

Now, show me a woman that can map read please!

[whitebeam]

Sat navs are popular

[Gazebo]

Sat navs are popular

I have something similar to Sat nav,

Its called Sat Nag. (my wife in the passenger seat)

[cornish_crofter]

I wonder if you can get a version to mimmick the wife, GF, etc.

"Take the next turning on the left, no sorry.... that one, erm, now we're lost"

or, the classic favourite...

"You needed to take that turning that we've just gone past."